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Joe: What do you call wood when information technology'southward scared?
Bob: I don't know.
Joe: Petrified!
Joke submitted by Daniel B., Lincoln, Neb.
Comic past Daryll Collins

Daniel: What do yous do when zombies environs your house?
Sam: What?
Daniel: Hope it's Halloween.
Joke submitted by Daniel R., Boerne, Texas

Comic by Scott Nickel

Keenan: What happens when a mummy gets a common cold?
John: I take no clue.
Keenan: It starts coffin!
Joke submitted by Keenan N., Williamstown, Kentucky

Lucas: Where do the infant ghost go?
Jeff: I'grand stumped.
Lucas: Day scare!
Joke submitted by Lucas Z., Evans, Ga.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ayn: What does a turkey apparel up as for Halloween?
Samantha: I don't know. What?
Ayn: A gobblin'!
Joke submitted by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pa.

Michael: What care for do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
Matthew: I don't know. What?
Michael: Candy corneas.
Joke submitted by Michael and Matthew A., Elba, N.Y.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jenna: What did the vampire say to the ghost at the Halloween political party?
Brenna: What?
Jenna: "Come on! Why don't y'all live a little?"
Joke submitted by Jenna C., Columbia, Mo.

Thomas: How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern?
George: I take no clue.
Thomas: With a pumpkin patch.
Joke submitted by Thomas W., Shreveport, La.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Arlene: What kind of dessert do ghosts like?
Alice: What?
Arlene: I scream!
Joke submitted past Arlene A., Selma, Calif.

A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to exist friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy lensman later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely bare.

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
Joke submitted by Jacob South., Lebanon, Ore.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Tanay: Knock, knock.
Dad: Who'south in that location?
Tanay: Boo.
Dad: Boo, who?
Tanay: Why are y'all crying?!
Joke submitted by Tanay One thousand., Chantilly, Virginia

Bert: What did the ghost wear to the dance?
Sam: I have no clue.
Bert: Booooots.
Joke submitted by Bert Y., Corpus Christi, Tex.

Comic past Scott Nickel

Danny: Why didn't the ghost go to the Halloween political party?
Cody: I haven't the foggiest.
Danny: He was agape he was going to be booed.
Joke submitted by Danny Five., Camarillo, Calif.

Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brent: I don't know.
Brett: Wrap music!
Joke submitted by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio

Comic by Scott Nickel

Spencer: What plants like Halloween the most?
Tanner: Which ones?
Spencer: Bam-BOO!
Joke submitted by Tanner S., Tampa, Fla.

Micah: What exercise y'all get when you drib a pumpkin from your roof?
Cameron: What?
Micah: Squash!
Joke submitted past Micah T., Abbeville, S.C.

Comic past Scott Nickel

Yashaswi: What'south the witch'southward best discipline?
Amy: I haven't the foggiest.
Yashaswi: Spelling!
Joke submitted by Yashaswi South., Fredericksburg, Va.

Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
McKenzie: Why?
Beak: It didn't have a haunting license.
Joke submitted past Howard H., Newark, Calif.

Comic by Daryll Collins

Sarah: What are a ghost'southward favorite rides at the fair?
Brian: Tell me.
Sarah: The scary-get-round and rollerghoster!
Joke submitted by Sarah O., Springfield, Mo.

Barbara: What kind of pants practice ghosts article of clothing?
Cindy: I don't know.
Barbara: Boo jeans!
Joke submitted past Barbara M., Simpsonville, Due south.C.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Christopher: What did Superman say to Batman when he invited him to the graveyard on Halloween night?
Daniel: I don't know.
Christopher: "Sorry, I can't go into the kryptonite."
Joke submitted by Christopher Due south., Chesapeake, Va.

Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?
Sam: I'm stumped.
Max: A sand-witch!
Joke submitted by Maxwell C.

Comic by Scott Nickel

John: Why didn't the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
Marking: Why?
John: He didn't accept the stomach for information technology!
Joke submitted past John C., Houston, Texas

Aiden: Where do ghosts make their movies?
Bob: I don't know.
Aiden: At Univer-soul Studios.
Joke submitted by Aiden Westward., Granite City, Ill.

Comic past Scott Nickel

Erick: Where do ghosts similar to swim?
Carl: I don't know. Tell me.
Erick: The Dead Body of water.
Joke submitted by Erick O., National Metropolis, Calif.

Sam: What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
Frank: I don't know.
Sam: The "grim sweeper."
Joke submitted by Sam One thousand., Pittsburgh, Pa.

Comic past Thomastoons

Chris: What's worse than being a 5-ton witch on Halloween?
Jill: No clue. Hit me with information technology.
Chris: Being her broom!
Joke submitted past Christian H., Fredericksburg, Va.

Luke: What do you lot call two witches sharing an apartment?
Jen: I have no clue.
Luke: Broommates!
Joke submitted by Luke B., Kenosha, Wis.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Brenda: Where does Count Dracula usually consume his dejeuner?
Bianca: Where?
Brenda: At the casketeria.
Joke submitted by Brenda D., Elmira, North.Y.

Daffynition: Pocahontas — A card game that comes back to scare you lot.
Joke submitted past Omkar South., San Jose, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jake: Why couldn't the ghost run into its mom and dad?
Philip: I don't know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!
Joke submitted by Jacob C., O'Fallon, Ill.

Darius: What part of the street exercise vampires live on?
Chad: I don't know.
Darius: The expressionless end.
Joke submitted past Darius C., Columbia, Md.

Comic past Scott Nickel

Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don't know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!
Joke submitted past Chris Southward., Centennial, Colo.

Everett: What'south a ghoul's favorite game on Halloween?
Francisco: What?
Everett: Hide-and-ghost-seek.
Joke submitted past Everett C., Tequesta, Fla.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Rich: Why practice they put fences effectually graveyards?
Mitch: Tell me.
Rich: Because people are dying to go in!
Joke submitted by Richard D., Granville, Ohio

Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Woody: Why?
Jerry: It raises their spirits.
Joke submitted past Matthew R., Dix Hills, N.Y.

Comic past Scott Nickel

Joshua: What do y'all go if yous cross Bambi with a ghost?
Belia: What?
Joshua: Bamboo.
Joke submitted by Joshua T., Cheltenham, Pa.

Gavin: What do yous call a tired skeleton on Halloween?
Connor: Beats me.
Gavin: The "grim sleeper."
Joke submitted past Gavin H., Stoughton, Mass.

Comic by Thomastoons

Tim: What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.
Joke submitted by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio

Tom: What's a ghost's favorite room?
Jerry: I dunno.
Tom: The living room!
Joke submitted by Steven G., Virginia Embankment, Va.

Comic by Jon Carter

Kirk: Why do mummies have no friends?
Mike: Why
Kirk: Because they're likewise wrapped up in themselves!
Joke submitted past Kirk J., Bothell, Launder.

Tom Swiftie: "That ghost motion-picture show was horrible!" Tom booed.
Joke submitted past Zakir G., Los Angeles, Calif.

Comic past Scott Nickel

Aidan: What is a ghost's favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Boo and Gold.
Aidan: What is a witch's favorite Cub Scout result?
Taylor: I surrender.
Aidan: Brew and Gold.
Aidan: What is a werewolf'due south favorite Cub Spotter event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Pack meetings, of form!
Joke submitted by Aidan T., Mount Blusterous, Md.

Stephen: What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?
David: I haven't a inkling.
Stephen: "I can see right through you lot."
Joke submitted by Stephen South., Knoxville, Tenn.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A volume never written: "Ghost Hunting" by Eastward. Gadd.
Joke submitted by Jet Southward., Ooltewah, Tenn.

Jess: Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween?
Thomas: Why?
Jess:  It dampens their spirits!
Joke submitted past Jess W., Spartanburg, Due south.C.

Comic past Scott Nickel

Race: What is a goblin's favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!
Joke submitted by Daniel B., Tyler, Tex.

Joker: Why did the monster's mother knit him three socks for Halloween?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!
Joke submitted by Matthew C., Gladstone, Mo.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ii monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
"Exist a gentleman and curlicue them dorsum to her."
Joke submitted by Baton J., Hershey, Pa.

Sam: What is Dracula's favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!
Joke submitted past Sam C., San Antonio, Tex.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Steve: What do you lot get when yous dissever your jack-o'-lantern'south circumference past its diameter?
Paul: What?
Steve: Pumpkin-pi!
Joke submitted by Steve H., Sagamore Hills, Ohio

Dale: What exercise you practice if you want to acquire more about Dracula?
Gayle: You join his fang club.
Joke submitted by Dale K., Somerset, Pa.

Comic by ThomasToons

Bill: What can you say well-nigh a horrible mummy joke?
Bob: What?
Bill: It Sphinx!
Joke submitted by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.

Chris: What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!
Joke submitted by Christopher F., Wildwood, Mo.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Gracie: Why exercise vampires need mouthwash?
Selena: Why?
Gracie: Considering they take bat jiff.
Joke submitted by Gracie Y., Los Gatos, Calif.

A book never written: "Did a Vampire Seize with teeth Me?" past Chick Yerneck.
Joke submitted by Coleton M., Cary, Northward.C.

Comic past Scott Masear

Bruce: What is a vampire's favorite dance?
Kevin: I don't know. What?
Bruce: The Fang-Dango.
Joke submitted by Zac D., Danville, Calif.

Trent: Why are vampires then like shooting fish in a barrel to fool?
Brent: Why?
Trent: Because they're suckers.
Joke submitted past Trenton G., Shaftsbury, Vt.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Eddie: What do you telephone call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Crimson: What?
Eddie: Count Spatula.
Joke submitted past Sam M., Greensboro, Due north.C.

Todd: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Leanne: What?
Todd: The xylabone.
Joke submitted by Todd F., Indianapolis, Ind.

Ben: What do you call a kind and considerate monster?
Jonathan: What?
Ben: A complete failure.
Joke submitted by Benjamin G., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
Comic past Daryll Collins

A book never written: "All That's Left of Me" past Myra Maines.
Joke submitted by Kieran F., Emporia, Kan.

Tim: What would yous get if yous crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Tom: What?
Tim: Lots of blood tests!
Joke submitted by Tim T., Whitehall, N.Y.

Mackenna: Where is a ghost'southward favorite identify to sit in a restaurant?
Grayson: I don't know. Where?
Mackenna: A boo-th!
Joke submitted by Mackenna D., Hampstead, North Carolina

Daffynition: Retreat — To become some other piece of candy on Halloween.
Joke submitted by Anthony P., Watkinsville, Ga.

Tom Swiftie: "I'm non eating as well much candy," Tom said sweetly.
Joke submitted by Kevin A., St. Louis, Mo.

Pam: What kind of phone exercise witches employ?
Sam: What kind?
Pam: A touch-toad telephone.
Joke submitted past Pam A., Wasilla, Alaska

Cresencio: What was the witch's favorite bailiwick in school?
Chris: What?
Cresencio: Spelling.
Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, Calif.

Henry: What exercise you telephone call a wolf that notices everything?
Mike: What?
Henry: Awarewolf.
Joke submitted by Henry North., Austin, Texas

Jayden: What is a panda's favorite Halloween nutrient?
Cayden: What?
Jayden: Bam-BOO!
Joke submitted by Jayden V., Westerly, Rhode Island

Alex: Where practise monsters get tattoos?
Liz: Where?
Alex: At Monsters Ink!
Joke submitted by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois

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